"What do you write in a slug's Valentine's Day card?" "Be my Valen-slime!"."What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?" "I have a crutch on you."."What did the painter tell his girlfriend?" "I love you with all my art."."Why should you date a goalie?" "He's a keeper."."How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine's Day?" "If it's love at first bite."."What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?" "Guppy love."."What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?" "Candy rappers."."How do you keep a jewelry store save on Valentine's Day?" "You locket."."How did the squirrel get his Valentine's attention?" "He acted like a nut.".
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